Of course, for my birthday I also have a piece of cake for you, but of course it won't just be served to you - you can lick it off my foot - but first of all, as an appetizer, you can sniff my smelly socks after I I took it off from me and held it under your nose before I squished your piece of cake with my bare foot - go ahead and lick it from the sole of my foot while I feed it to you so lovingly and yet dominantly....