You have to come up with such a brilliant idea first! A ******** glass in the original shape of a penis! After extensive sunbathing in the garden, all you have to do is put the glass acorn in your mouth and the refreshing water will run down your throat. And since it's in the form of a hard cock, I can use it to stuff my permanently wet cunt and fuck myself to a hot orgasm. By the way, the cool glass felt super cool in my fuck hole! That part is really awesome!