My first day in the wellness oasis. Actually, I was only employed as a temporary help, but there was this young guy who was waiting for his massage. I can't massage at all, but I grabbed the massage oil and went to him. I greeted him ****ly and claimed that I was his masseuse and would now do the special massage. Briefly stroked the back and then I showed him directly what I mean by special. And since I didn't want to miss out on anything, he was allowed to massage me with his massage stick - from the inside, of course. If my boss sees that, I probably won't survive the trial period. But whatever? For me, the customer is king